Like my dad used to say, “Fart on me once, shame on you. Fart on me twice, you owe me $11,500.” Now that I’m old enough to be a dad, it’s only right that I comment on the outrageous price of gas these days.
The weird drama following NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown continues. A Pittsburgh doctor alleges that Brown owes him as much as $11,500 for unpaid fees, but is also claiming that he would continuously fart in his face during medical procedures.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise that TMZ has video footage of Brown passing gas while testing his body fat percentage.
Dr. Victor Prisk runs Prisk Orthopedics and Wellness in Pittsburgh and told the press that, “It just seemed childish to me.” Oh good doctor, it is.
This isn’t the only lawsuit that Brown is facing. His former chef is suing him for $38,000, saying “What person with intelligence could have misplaced a fish head for some mob, horse head?!” More on that here.