Thief Breaks Into Car, Stealing Only A Kit Kat Bar

There are very few crimes that can be attributed to marijuana … except of course possession of marijuana, intent to distribute, and all the other bullsh*t people are still charged with. The one exception to this could possibly be a thief who broke into a car, only to steal a Kit Kat bar.

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Wilford Brimley would have some stern words for this depraved candy thief

Coinciding with Halloween, could the thief have just been jealous of children’s ability to go door to door receiving enough candy to convince Wilford Brimley to give an inspirational speech for free.

One thief needed a Kit Kat bar so badly that they broke into a man’s car to get one. Well, technically, the door was unlocked so it wasn’t that hard.

Hunter Jobbins, a student at Kansas State University, left his car with the doors unlocked for 15 minutes and left a Kit Kat bar sitting in his car.

But when he came back, the treat was gone and a handwritten note was in its place.

Jobbins shared the note on Twitter.

“Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat. I am sorry and hungry.”

“When I came across it at first, I was kinda upset and wondering what happened to my Kit Kat, then I realized how funny it was that it happened so my frustration turned into laughter,” Jobbins told Metro.

It’s all good though because when Kit Kat found out about his unfortunate problem, it offered to send him a new chocolate bar.

You never know who’s going to break off a piece of your Kit Kat bar without your permission. Stay safe out there, folks.

[KDVR]

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