There are very few crimes that can be attributed to marijuana … except of course possession of marijuana, intent to distribute, and all the other bullsh*t people are still charged with. The one exception to this could possibly be a thief who broke into a car, only to steal a Kit Kat bar.
Coinciding with Halloween, could the thief have just been jealous of children’s ability to go door to door receiving enough candy to convince Wilford Brimley to give an inspirational speech for free.
One thief needed a Kit Kat bar so badly that they broke into a man’s car to get one. Well, technically, the door was unlocked so it wasn’t that hard.
Hunter Jobbins, a student at Kansas State University, left his car with the doors unlocked for 15 minutes and left a Kit Kat bar sitting in his car.
But when he came back, the treat was gone and a handwritten note was in its place.
Jobbins shared the note on Twitter.
“Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat. I am sorry and hungry.”
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX
— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016
“When I came across it at first, I was kinda upset and wondering what happened to my Kit Kat, then I realized how funny it was that it happened so my frustration turned into laughter,” Jobbins told Metro.
It’s all good though because when Kit Kat found out about his unfortunate problem, it offered to send him a new chocolate bar.
@jabbins Who steals someones Kit Kat?! WHO DOES THAT?! Shoot us a DM and we’ll replace it for you 🍫
— Kit Kat (@KitKat_US) October 31, 2016
You never know who’s going to break off a piece of your Kit Kat bar without your permission. Stay safe out there, folks.