Canadian Immigration Website Crashes Night of Election

As the results of the U.S. presidential election pour in, Citizenship and Immigration Canada’s website crashed as visitors attempted to load it.

Mom ‘Horrified’ After Family Kicked Out of Buffet For Eating Too Much

Tracy Clarenson took her son, Hayden, to his favorite place to eat for his seventh birthday. It was a local buffet. All of a sudden, an employee kicked the entire family out because Hayden was eating too many crab legs.

Meeting On Overcrowded Schools Attended By Few

Despite Charlottetown Rural's schools bursting at their seems, a meeting on the issue had plenty of room, but only about 90 people showed up.

Fart Sparks Fire During Surgery, Leaving Patient Seriously Burned

A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt in the Tokyo Medical University Hospital.

If The Meat Industry Was Honest (Joke Advertisement)

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Mean Tweets – President Obama Edition #2

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Being President is a tough job. It’s one of the only jobs where you get a new approval rating every day. Now that we have this thing called social media, the President gets hundreds of judgments every hour of every day, many of them unpleasant. For...

The Embarrassing Reason Oasis Turned Down Trainspotting Soundtrack

Oasis turned down Trainspotting because they thought it was literally about trainspotting, and they didn't see themselves as train nerds.

Police Officer Handcuffs Woman After She Steals His Fries

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A very desperate woman attempting to hit on a police officer by eating his french fries ended up getting herself arrested for second degree theft.

Rich Girl Learns Why You Don’t Mouth Off To The Judge

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A rich girl mouths off to the judge when asked how jewelry she owns, then is rude again when dismissed. She ends up paying big time for her attitude!

MMA Champion Gas Station Clerk Teaches Gangsters A Lesson

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Two thugs with a getaway driver descended on the co-worker of an MMA fighter with 10 years of training, only to get the beating of a lifetime. The trained fighter stops robber from ever making it back to the getaway car.

Ohio Police Arrest Man Who Was “Acting Like A Gorilla”

Police apprehended a man after he was "acting like a gorilla" and touching himself inappropriately at a shopping mall in Warren, Ohio.

Researchers: Lab Rats On Marijuana Lazy, Exert Little Cognitive Effort

THC, the main psychoactive ingredient in cannabis, makes rats less willing to exert cognitive effort – lazy – but, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Japanese Pole Vaulter’s Olympic Dream Crushed By His Own Penis

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Hiroki Ogita is the first man to ever wish for an even smaller sized penis after it caused him a spot in the men's Pole Vaulting finals of the Rio Olympics.

Police Searching For Hardened Criminal Who Stole A Penis Pump

Police have released an image of the alleged penis pump thief in a bid to track him down. Photo: Supplied By Crime Stoppers
Police are searching for a hardened criminal after he stole a penis pump from a Mildura sex shop. Looks like he was pretty desperate...

Thief Swallows Gold Chain While Fleeing Police, X-Ray Reveals It

X-Ray of A Thief Who Swallowed A Gold Chain When Trying To Evade Police
This dumb criminal swallowed a gold chain when attempting to evade the police. An X-Ray confirmed it's location and a steady diet of banana's brought it back out to it's rightful owner.

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