Brain Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

Burglar escapes the cops by hiding in an alligator’s mouth, unsuccessfully

Tip to all aspiring burglars out there: when you are running from the police you will want to avoid hiding anywhere that has creatures who love the taste of human flesh. That includes guys high on bath salts in the South as well. An alleged...

Mass Terror Erupts In France During Candlelight Vigil

A Paris Prayer Vigil Turns Into Stampede After Fireworks Go Offvideo
People attending a candlelight vigil in France to remember those killed and injured during the terror attacks by Daesh Terror Group. France24 is reporting that it was a false alarm and could have been caused by someone lighting firecrackers. A pretty lame stunt if true. One...

Does Donald Trump Have Dementia? It’s hereditary and the signs are there…

Learn whether or not Donald Trump has dementia, based on a breakdown of his behavior, hereditary traits, and all the garbage he has said to the public through Twitter and his own vocal chords.

Riding A Motorcycle Through A Bad Neighborhood In Bogotá

Riding A Motorcycle Through A Bad Neighborhood In Bogotávideo
You will get white knuckles just watching this guy ride his motorcycle through a rough neighborhood in Bogotá, Columbia, where thieves have set a roadblock.

Watch A Crazed Man With A Samurai Sword At Apple Store In Manhattan

There was panic inside Apple’s famous “glass cube” store in Manhattan on Friday afternoon when a man entered the premises wielding a samurai sword.

Uber Driver, Licensed To Carry, Shoots A Gunman In Chicago, Preventing Another Massacre

Uber Driver Stops Terrorist From Committing Mass Shooting With Conceal Carry Weaponvideo
A driver with the ride-hailing service Uber put a stop to a potential mass shooting in Chicago over the weekend. Here's the Chicago Tribune, citing Assistant State's Attorney Barry Quinn: A group of people had been walking in front of the driver around 11:50 p.m. in...

A Glimpse Inside Pablo Escobar’s Estate: Zoo Animals and Dinosaurs

Pablo Escobar was once ranked on the Forbes Top 100, with an estimated net worth of more than $30 billion, all built on his cocaine empire. For a boy who came up from nothing to a king, he sure knew how to spend his...

Thugs Don’t Realize They Are Harassing An Ex-NFL Lineman

This video captures a group of thugs harassing and one attacking a homeless man. Things escalate quickly when one of the four thugs sucker punches the homeless man in the face... not knowing what he's getting himself into. It turns out that homeless man is...

Cereal Offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn

Before you begin complaining about how terrible your Monday is, think about the employee who arrived at their job where they pretend to be Kellogg's Frosties' mascot Tony the Tiger on social media, and had to ask for the public to stop sending them...

Cops Learn High School Honors Student Is A 23-Year-Old Ukrainian Man

A Pennsylvania high school honors student was just months away from graduation and also a 23-year-old Ukrainian national using a false identity after his visa expired, police shared. Artur Samarin used the alias Asher Potts, was arrested and charged in Harrisburg, Pennsyvania, police stated. Samarin is accused of...

Oregon Militia Men Ask For Supplies, Keep Receiving Giant Dildos

After the infamous Oregon militia took over an empty government building in a bird sanctuary, they soon found that they were woefully unprepared for the trials ahead. Even I know that one of the most important ingredients to a successful government showdown is bringing enough...

Ant Simulator Game Canceled after funding was spent on Hookers and Booze

After the money raised during a crowdfunding campaign to create "Ant Simulator" was spent on booze and strippers, the project had to be cancelled by it's main developer. Eric Tereshinski announced the cancellation of his game and his resignation after he learned that his business partners had...

HIV Positive Doctor Injects Charlie Sheen’s Blood In Unsuccessful Attempt

Charlie Sheen recently travelled to Mexico to receive controversial HIV treatment, only to come home empty-handed. The Two and a Half Men actor revealed in an interview with The Dr. Oz Show on Tuesday that he had left the US for unsuccessful medical treatment by...

Burglar Gets Chased Off The Property By Families Dogs

This family has three brave dogs, who together chased a burglar off their property and showed him why he should never, ever come back. The cute tiny dog is by far my favorite. We all know he isn't messing around! Can we all now agree that...



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