After catching his wife cheating with another man, he uses that guy’s boat as a wrecking ball to demolish his wife’s car with.
This should be considered a fair warning to all women out there: if your husband knows how to operate a crane, you probably shouldn’t cheat on him.
OR – how about this even better idea, how about you never cheat in the first place?
There are some stories that are just too wild, wacky, and redneck to make up. This… is one of them.